I think I can

Listen carefully to her tell the story about The Little Engine That Could (from which she's "reading"). She can't read, but she has a staggering recollection of the story and what each page is about.

Full body dry heave

The "full body dry heave" is a pop culture reference to a Seinfeld episode.  See this video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM